Sunday, May 07, 2006

Jesus Jet Seduction

Thank you Apostropher, for waking me up to alert me of the exciting news of Jessie Duplantis's purchase of his new CitationX Jet.
Praise God!

Here are a couple of pics of it (18 Million dollars):

I would encourage you to download the ibrochure and listen to the smoothest, most seductive voice I have ever heard!

Here are a few quotes:
"Fastest business plane ever developed"
"Most elegantly furnished cabin in Citation history"
and "Sumptuous Leather..." mmm...

Now he can truely preach the Gospel.
Is there no limit to what prayer can do... HA!

4 comments:

ck said...

Just moving the comments up here...

At May 07, 2006 12:50 PM, Apostropher said...

CK, have you heard the Good News?! IT IS DONE! PRAISE GOD FOR HIS GOODNESS!

(Tell me they need a jet! Look at their feet: they look like ghosts! They could just fly themselves. Oh, oh, oh me of little faith: it's their followers who need the jet, not them. "We'll catch y'all in Africa! We goan float off now, ya hear!")

At May 07, 2006 12:53 PM, Apostropher said...

"It is done!"

I am appalled.

At May 07, 2006 2:10 PM, ck said...

An hour later and I still dont know what to say...

At May 07, 2006 3:28 PM, ck said...

Good to see down at the 'Compassion Centre' they delivered a truckload of stuff to the people of New Orleans...

Now you know where their shoes went...

I don't know why they didn't just parachute drop the goods in, from the plane? Maybe the 'Darhma Institue' is a Christain Organization...?

ck said...

In reference to the JDM quote "It Is Done!" and that it is close to Jesus saying "It is finished" when he is on the cross... Jesus/God does actually say "It is done."

Here:
Revelation 16:17(NIV)
The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air, and out of the temple came a loud voice from the throne, saying, "It is done!"

and Here:
Revelation 21:6 (NIV)
He said to me: "It is done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. To him who is thirsty I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the water of life.

Kate said...

Dear CK,
As I breastfed my child at some unGodly hour a few days ago, my best viewing option was JDM. I'm thinking about becoming a partner because I really really really want to be able to access the special part of the website just for special people. It's become an obsession! Please tell me what I should do.
Yours in Jesse,
Kate.

ck said...

Welcome, Female...

There are many varied wares before you, here at the YOM KOM PUR Emporium. I see you have a sharp eye for detail and quality in this JDM piece. Its origins come from a far off land and is quite rare in these parts.

As I have a kind heart for lovely creatures, such as yourself, I will warn you: but be careful as many a courious soul has been bewitched and entrapped by it's beauty, loosing all in an attempt to gain what they should not have reached for in the first place...the cost too high for you, I think.

May I interest you in something else, a poem? a painting? or perhaps a riddle to add vigor to your mind...